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Past Life Lessons
- Wheezy-isms
- He who smokes shall lose use of his
lungs.
- Vigorous physical exercise, such as chasing your own tail, is
much harder after smoking.
- Chess is good for the mind, unless your
opponent blows smoke in your face.
Lessons learned at the Circus
- When putting up a tent, a lit cigarette can really hinder
performance
- A
bearded lady that smokes can easily lose her asset when falling asleep
on the job.
- A violent cough resulting
from smoking can make the sword swallowers job sharper.

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