Wheezy
Past Life Lessons - Wheezy-isms

  • He who smokes shall lose use of his lungs.
  • Vigorous physical exercise, such as chasing your own tail, is much harder after smoking.
  • Chess is good for the mind, unless your opponent blows smoke in your face.

Lessons learned at the Circus

  • When putting up a tent, a lit cigarette can really hinder performance
  • A bearded lady that smokes can easily lose her asset when falling asleep on the job.
  • A violent cough resulting from smoking can make the sword swallowers job sharper.

 

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